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Writer's pictureAdam Dickinson

How to Master the Fine Art of Cleaning Pet Poop in Your Garden

Ah, pet ownership—the never-ending cuddle sessions, the playful tail wags, the nose boops. And, of course, the ever-glamorous task of… cleaning up after them. Because let’s face it, if you own a dog, your yard is basically a tiny poop minefield waiting to explode underfoot.


But don’t worry! We’ve got you covered with these highly effective (and mildly entertaining) tips for handling the doo-doo duty in style. 🎩


1. Invest in a Proper Poop-Scooping Tool 🛠

The great philosopher Aristotle once said (probably), "Give me the right tool, and I will scoop the world." A sturdy scooper will make your life infinitely easier, plus it looks far more professional than using an old plastic bag as a glove. Look for one that’s easy to grip, rust-resistant (we’re in the UK, after all), and preferably one that doesn’t scream “Hi, I’m here to pick up poop!”


Pro Tip: Avoid anything with a shovel-like design; one wrong flick and, well… you’ll understand.


A picture of a professional poop scooping device
We actually use a rake for our jobs, but this would work.

2. Pick Your Battle Time for cleaning the pet poop⏰

Early morning, evening, or just after the rain—find your golden hour. Poop patrol is a game of strategy. If you’re out there midday in full sun, you’ll probably lose that round. Instead, aim for cooler times when you’re not under the intense gaze of the British sun (all three hours of it per week).

And hey, if it’s raining? Don’t think of it as "cleaning pet waste"; think of it as nature’s pre-rinse cycle.


3. Layer Up Like a Hazmat Pro 🧤

Rubber gloves are your friend. They make the experience of cleaning pet poop a bit less "hands-on" and protect you from any, let’s say, unexpected textures. While you’re at it, wear a mask if you’re feeling fancy. After all, even Michelangelo wore an apron when he painted the Sistine Chapel. This is your masterpiece—dress for it.


A person wearing an orange hazmat suit
We wish we had one of these sometimes!

4. Bring in the Deodoriser 🌸

Here’s the deal: Once the poo is gone, there’s sometimes a, shall we say, lingering aroma. A pet-safe deodoriser will do wonders, banishing odours and leaving your yard smelling like a meadow (or at least like not-poop). Make sure it’s safe for pets, though; you want a clean yard, not a toxic one.

Pro Tip: If your nose isn’t entirely trustworthy, enlist a friend or family member to give you an “objective” assessment. (Good luck with that.)


5. Adopt a Regular Schedule 🗓

Consistency is key. A weekly sweep is usually enough to keep things manageable, but if Fido is on a fiber kick, well, you might need to adjust. Remember, poop doesn’t age like fine wine—it’s not going to get better if you leave it out there.

If you’re looking for help sticking to a schedule, consider setting a weekly alarm or, even better, a countdown on your phone for “Epic Poop Cleanup Day.” It’s all about the branding.


6. Embrace the Power of Distraction 🎶

We’re all friends here, so let’s be real: this isn’t anyone’s idea of a good time. Pop in your headphones, put on some of your favourite tunes or a podcast, and let yourself be transported somewhere else mentally—preferably somewhere that doesn’t smell like a kennel.

Recommended soundtrack: “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor.


Album cover art of Gloria Gaynor and I Will Survive
Gloria Gaynor will help you get through the scoop.

7. Consider Professional Help (We’ve Got You Covered) 🧹

Still not sold on the idea of handling your pet’s, um, leftovers? You’re in luck—that’s where we come in! At HomePet Waste Solutions, we make poop patrol a thing of the past. Whether it’s a one-off clean-up or regular maintenance, we’ll take care of the dirty work, so you can focus on the best parts of pet ownership.


Final Thoughts

Cleaning up pet waste might never be fun, but with the right approach (and maybe a bit of humour), it doesn’t have to be dreadful. And if you’d rather just leave it to the pros, you know where to find us. Until then—happy scooping! 🐾

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